My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks.
"It's free if you're gay," he's told.
"Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?"
"Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

"Doctor, give it to me straight"
"You sure, there's a fee"
"… Give it to me gay"

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

I came into my room and there was a web directly across the inside of my doorway even though it had only been a couple of hours since I last walked in here. Of course I immediately thought of this old Far Side which is never too far from my mind

Have loved this particular Far Side moment for ages.

need a girl who poops in her underwear

Are you expecting this to be taken seriously? The conundrum is that you have both extremely low standards, and also extremely high standars.

Though I wish you to meet a very 'one in a million' type girl.

need a girl who poops in her socks

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

obsessed with the fact humans successfully made computers to do math so now we are making computers worse at math

There’s been a whole thing on Reddit of people saying that ChatGPT has gotten worse by measurable metrics (indicated by how it answered prompts well months ago, but now butchers the same answers - it’s been nerfed by its makers, rather than sabotage or taking on too much garbage data, as lots of people are suggesting.) throughout the past few weeks there have been a small dedicated coterie of redditors insisting that ChatGPT is the same, and that, essentially, everyone else has gotten stupider, or somehow worse at Prompt Engineering. Some are still insisting this. There is a moral here, some kind of philosophical pun. The shadows on the cave wall have been paywalled. Idk

2020.06.20

Me when im in an area

A morning in the 1990s.

“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”